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Poster: SDH2O Date: Jan 4, 2007 9:04am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I lit the fire; let me put it out . . . .

Well, at least our club already has a theme song/anthem:
http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=6WiV2fyvRbs

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Jan 4, 2007 9:11am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I lit the fire; let me put it out . . . .

Let's invite Dennis to be El Asshole Presidente for Life.

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Poster: SDH2O Date: Jan 4, 2007 9:13am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I lit the fire; let me put it out . . . .

Can't think of anyone more deserving, I second the motion. All in favor, say "You're an Asshole!"

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Poster: orchiddoctor Date: Jan 4, 2007 9:28am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I lit the fire; let me put it out . . . .

Okay. Now you guys are beginning to offend me. Some of my best friends are assholes. In fact, just the other day I saw an asshole walking down the street. I asked him if he had a match and he replied, "My ass and your face." Now you may thing that's an old joke, but he wasn't kidding.

God, try to f-ing apologize around this place.

Hey, if I were still doing it, there would be a Mort's choice today. It would be 2-14-71.

This post was modified by orchiddoctor on 2007-01-04 17:28:04

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Jan 4, 2007 9:30am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I lit the fire; let me put it out . . . .

'Some of my best friends are assholes'

Well I guess its better than your asshole being somebody's best friend...

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Poster: William Tell Date: Jan 4, 2007 12:25pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I lit the fire; let me put it out . . . .

These are just too funny...

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Poster: cosmicharlie Date: Jan 4, 2007 9:31am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I lit the fire; let me put it out . . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQkLBVeTIwQ

now let's all sing along! or better yet, scroll down on this page & DL the complete song >> http://www.dumbppl.com/sounds/


Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night.
Somebody nearly cut me right off the road.
I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad.
So I wrote a song about him instead.


It goes like this...

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an asshole tonight.

Yes you're an A S S H O L E...
And don't you try to blame it on me.
You deserve all the credit.
You're an asshole tonight.

You were an asshole yesterday.
You're an asshole tonight.
And I've got a feelin'
you'll be an asshole the rest of your life.

And I was talkin' to your mother
just the other night.
I told her I thought you were an asshole.
She said, "Yes. I think you're right."

And all your friends are assholes
'cause you've known them your whole life.
And somebody told me
you've got an asshole for a wife.

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight


This post was modified by cosmicharlie on 2007-01-04 17:31:43

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Poster: cush11 Date: Jan 4, 2007 9:37am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I lit the fire; let me put it out . . . .

Crude, vulgar, disgusting and completely inappropriate...

Gotta love it!!! ;)

Good morning all...

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Poster: bigmm Date: Jul 7, 2007 12:27pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I lit the fire; let me put it out . . . .

I think this song fits a guy that works with me.

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Poster: bluedevil Date: Jan 4, 2007 9:07am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I lit the fire; let me put it out . . . .

FOR EVERYONE - especially me:

Hey! Do you know what you are?
You're an asshole!
An ASSHOLE!

Some of you might not agree
'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery
But think a while and you will see...
Broken hearts are for assholes
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole?
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole too?
Whatcha gonna do, 'cause you're an asshole.. .

Maybe you think you're a lonely guy
Maybe you think you're too tough to cry
So you went to The Grape,
Just to give it a try

And Dagmar
Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch I ever saw in my
life
Was his name...
One Two Three Four!
The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his
Pancake make-up
And yet he was a beautiful lady
Nearly drove you insane
Let's talk about Leather: LEATHERRRRRR
And so you kissed a little sailor
Òåõ Abel, starring in the latest Shepperton Production:
Who had just blew in from Spain
"Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf"
You sniffed the reeking buns of Angel
The story of a demented bread-boffer
And acted like it was cocaine
Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf
You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of Ko-Ko
Then on Tuesday night,
Ceasar's back in town
In a way you can't explain
Facing off in a no-holds-barred tag team grudge match With
Kona.. .
And so you worked the wall with Michael
Three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds of Samoan dynamite
Which gave your back an awful strain
Volcanic Hell
But you came back on Sunday for the gong show
Next Thursday, teen town's finest
But you forgot what I was sayin'
'Cause you're an asshole,
You're an asshole
That's right
You're an asshole, you're an asshole
Yes, yes
You're an asshole, you're an asshole
That's right
You're an asshole, you're an asshole

Now you been to The Grape 'n' you been to
The Chest 'N' now I think you know what you are: you're an
asshole
You say you can't live with what you've been through
Well, ladies you can be an asshole too
You might pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you
But don't fool yerself girl
It's lookin' at you
Don't fool yerself girl
It's winkin'at you
Don't fool yerself girl
It's blinkin' at you
That's why I say
I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Corn hole
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Fist fuck
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Wrist-watch: Crisco
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Pud!
Don't fool yerself, girl,
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
Don't fool yerself, girl,
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
(etc., repeats)
Aw, I knew you'd be surprised

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Poster: deadmax Date: Jan 4, 2007 9:12am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I lit the fire; let me put it out . . . .

You're an asshole for such a long post you just copied and pasted! ;-)